The Yellow Brick Road

Morphine Zombie
Hello, my name is MorphineZombie. My actual name is Mariah. But you can call me whatever. Welcome to my blog!




thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

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the-tardis-is-mine:

i think one of the reasons we’re all obsessed with puns is because we grew up with these three:

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Impractically Awesome Furniture

leanaisnotabanana:

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These balls you can rearrange using the sorcery of velcro

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packman, enough said

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this drippy wood table thing

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Cubes in so many forms wow

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legos doing the same thing but legos so

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this just looks cool 

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squishy rock pillow things

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reading nook which actually is the most practical thing here

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riottier:

This is so accurate that it hurts.

guys I’m not even kidding if you wanna be friends message me

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snarkyhorseshit:

I love wrecking my journal.

I want on  of these, it seems so fun

snarkyhorseshit:

I love wrecking my journal.

I want on of these, it seems so fun

did-you-kno:

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did-you-kno:

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